Things I found when excavating my closet:

• an unopened Hellboy figure
• an unopened G.I. Joe figure
• the boxes for three Transformers and four Marvel figures purchased over a year ago
• two unworn pairs of shoes
• my graduation gown
• a sweater
• a beer can
• my old guitar case (yes, the entire case)
• a crocheted blanket
• a mouse pad
  

Seriously.